Lots of people still like playing the crappy old games of 20-30 years ago. The reason has to be nostalgia because the games of today are superior in graphics, speed, playability and sound. Only the content might have deteriorated.
Twenty to thirty years ago, there were cannon games for shooting down planes and blowing up tanks and of course they were being driven by individuals who got killed, but you never saw them. These days, these same shoot-em ups have blood, gore and body parts scattered everywhere.
Maybe it is more genuine, but does it teach anything? I don’t think it makes kids more aware of the horrors of war, it just numbs them to it a little more. In the past, those old cannon games were more or less all about raising the cannon and permitting for windage, movement and distance. But what is Kitten Cannon about?
There is no knack to the game. You just shoot a kitten out of a cannon to its death and the one who shoots it the farthest is the winner. Why a kitten? Just to become gruesome, I guess. Children like gruesome and the game is addictive and so it is well-liked, but older players are the ones who are looking back to their Super Mario and The Hobbit adventure games.
However, most of these old games came on 5.25″ disk, cartridge or cassette tape. A couple were on 2.5″ diskettes. However, scarcely anyone has the ability to load these formats anymore. Some have been altered to run on modern PC’s, but then you have to purchase the same old 20-30 year old game again and the graphics and sound are no better.
You used to be able to play the old games, say, 10-15 years ago by downloading or buying an emulator, because computers back then were (or could) still loading from the old storage devices mentioned previously. So, if you want to play a boxful of old Commodore 64 or Atari 250 games that you recently found in the attic, you will have to strive to buy a 10-15 year old AT or something like that.
The only other option is to hunt the Net for compilation disks that enthusiasts have put together after copying and converting them for use on contemporary PC’s. The converted versions will probably run faster and smoother than what you remember, although the music will still be just as boring.
It is up to you what you think about copyright law. I am fairly sure that most of the firms that made most of those games no longer exist, but it is likely that someone still owns the copyright although they might no longer care whether it is infringed so long as you do not try to sell hundreds of CD’s of the games on eBay.
Maybe the old games of 20-30 years ago were far happier than the contemporary variety. Computers were still new and exciting in the Eighties and Nineties and I don’t remember any blood and guts featuring in any of the games and I don’t think anyone considered firing a kitten out of a cannon.
Owen Jones, the writer of this article writes on many subjects but is presently concerned with cat cannon games. If you would like to read more, please go over to our website entitled Kitten Cannon 3.